Countdown to retirement — January 4, 2027
Who we are
We're Greg and Lisa — married, 55, and done accumulating stuff. After 32 years in law enforcement, Greg is hanging it up on January 4, 2027, and we're selling it all: the house, the furniture, everything that doesn't fit in Morrison, our Sprinter van.
Right now it's van life and national parks. After retirement? A catamaran, slow travel through Asia, or both. This site is where we're documenting all of it — the wins, the mistakes, and the gear that actually earns its space.
What you'll find here
🚐 Van life, honestly — what works, what broke, what we'd do differently.
🏞️ National parks — our favorite stops and the trails worth your time.
🎒 Gear we actually use — no sponsored fluff, just what's in the van.
📹 The retirement countdown — short videos counting down to the big day.
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